Friday, February 12, 2010

Ms. Chavez I Presume?

My name is Amy Chavez and I am a professional writer. People pay me to write things. I type them and this what happens. I am really happy with my profession and to be able to share it with the world. On another note, I am mentally handicapped. Good thing they gave me a masters degree. Was it before or after I flowered for Algernon? Who knows?

2 comments:

Caitlin said...

C is for Chavez and also C is for Couldn't be more retarded if she tried.
I wonder is her editors give her assignments or just cut her loose to write down what ever crazy pops in her head. She always gives me this vibe of someone who moved to Japan because she thought it would all be about Hello Kitty and Anime.
I also noticed she said "J is for Japan AS no. 1!" I presume she meant is. Although the rest of the sentence made little sense also.

wwc said...

I mean, yeah, we have been over this before. I really have no clue what she is going for, but, the really strange thing for me is what the Japan Times is thinking. They are a pretty major newspaper. It is truly bad writing and amateur thinking. She needs to go.

attempting to silence the voices in my head.